Ut oh! Michigan Footballers Guaranteed A Losing Season

Oy. They are now 2-7. They aren't going anywhere, much less to a bowl game. The details, if you can stand to read them, are ugly: they lost to Purdue 48-42, guaranteed the first losing season since 1967, and guaranteed no bowl game for the first time in 33 years.

That sound you hear? That's a dot matrix printer making out pink slips for the coaches.